Okay, you'll still need to visit the Lovelygrey family although not at our home. We'll be on the banks of the River Avon in Bristol holed up in the motorhome. Just look for a van with its ceiling vent open and I hope you'll be able to squeeze through it in lieu of a chimney. After all I wouldn't want to deny our nipper his normal stash of new toys. He doesn't yet appreciate the less is more mantra. So, you'll find his stocking hanging up where we normally keep the tea towel. And of course there'll be the usual tipple and snacks for you and the reindeer. But don't think of leaving anything for me just in case I change my mind. Not even a scented candle that allegedly, according to Radio 4, is a must have item these days. I've still got the ones that arrived last year!