Friday, 9 August 2013

Don't Put Your Willy in the Toaster Mister!

The ingenuity and yes, stupidity of the male of our species never ceases to amaze me.  However much I adore my new-ish Dualit toaster than I won in an online competition  I would never, ever feel the need to make love to it lest I mess up its rather excellent grilling qualities.  Yet, I see from this article in the Guardian that firemen are having to caution men doing just that.  As if those common and garden hoovering accidents weren't enough!

And just to prove that the silly, or maybe sensible season for the press is well and truly upon us here's another article doling out seemingly much needed advice about one eyed trouser snake etiquette!

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