Thursday, 3 October 2013

Three Things About Ears

Did you know that if you say 'ears' instead of yes it makes you sound really posh just like Prince Charles? Try it!

'Never stick anything smaller than an elbow in your ear'.   Wise words indeed proffered by  Mr Metrosexual to Louis after I was hauled out of work by the school to perform micro-surgery on Tuesday.  Teachers understandably decided that removing foreign bodies from lug holes falls firmly into the realm of parental responsibility  It turned out to be the very grubby end of  half a Q-tip lodged there  since bathtime four days previously.

If you find eat ears of corn cumbersome, cut the little kernels of the cob before boiling in unsalted  boiling water for about .  Then season and slaver with butter before serving!


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