Ibiza Queen Vikki and I have been booked into a Travelodge for our trip away. Okay it's perfectly adequate but extraordinarily soulless. I'm pretty glad that I don't have to go away on business and stay in one of these rooms very often. It would not be good for my sense of bonhomie particularly if I was travelling alone. My van is way more cosy and comfy.
After finding this sign on my desk we were very tempted to 'just pop to reception' and request a bath, some of those dinky toiletries, a door for the wardrobe and a fridge with some fresh milk so we could have a decent cuppa. Oh, and a Kirby trouser press. Aren't all hotel rooms supposed to have one of those????!