Now I know that chopping boards are a funny thing to lust over but I love these from the Joseph Joseph range. They exude order. The shop sells them and I wondered if they'd be reduced in their sale. Alas no. It's probably a good thing. I need to save pennies for a new bathroom that I hope will be fitted imminently.
We both continued to mooch. I was casting an eye over Christmas tree decorations, 50% off. Louis was looking at some of those shabby chic canvases with inspirational and funny quotes. He read one out. His voice rang out clear and loud.
'A WOMAN'S FANTASY IS HAVING TWO MEN AT ONCE' he began. As my heart seemed to stop beating and I waited for that magical hole in the floor to swallow me up I met eyes with the lady behind the cash desk. Our jaws dropped simultaneously.
'ONE TO COOK AND ONE TO CLEAN!' There was a collective sigh of relief. We began to giggle uncontrollably. My laughter didn't really stop until I was halfway up the hill home.